It’s Christmas Eve I’m alone
Doing donuts in a parking lot
How did I get here?
Oh, how did I get here?
Welcome to “Christmas Eve Donuts” and thank you for listening. If you have any questions, comments, concerns or praise, please email me at ctoner@gmail.com or call or text at (773) 957-2068. I’d love to hear from you. ❤️
One more thing: one of our songs, “Mommy Claus and Daddy Claus,” is a hardcore song about Santa Claus stealing credit from the parents who buy and wrap their gifts. They are unlikely to make out the lyrics from my screaming, but if you have children who still believe in Santa Claus, send them to a different room while you listen to this album.
Enjoy.
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CREDITS
Have You Seen the Christmas Spirit
Casey Toner: Guitar, vocals, songwriting
Wesley Schaff: Drums
Max Reikosky: Bass, synth
Bre Walk: Backup bocals
Casey Toner: Guitar, vocals, songwriting
Andy Boyle: Songwriting
Brett Schweinbrg: Guitar
Wesley Schaff: Drums
Max Reikosky: Bass, synth
Bre Walk: Backup vocals
Brett Schweinberg: Guitar, songwriting
Casey Toner: Vocals
Wesley Schaff: Drums
Max Reikosky: Bass
Bre Walk: Backup vocals
New Year’s Eve (Walkmen cover)
Casey Toner: Guitar, vocals
Bre Walk: Vocals
Mike Pela: Piano
Vincent Caruso: Bass
Drums and percussion: Justin McGuffin
Song by the Walkmen
Jesus Delivers All of the Blessings
Casey Toner: Guitar, vocals, songwriting
Wesley Schaff: Drums
Max Reikosky: Bass, synth
Bre Walk: Backup vocals
Additional lyrics: Cardinal Timothy Dolan, Luke 2:11-14
All songs recorded by Casey Toner at Room 312. Mixed by Casey Toner and Max Reikosky. Mastered by Max Reikosky.
Have You Seen the Christmas Spirit?
Have you seen the Christmas spirit
Haunting the halls
Of the day
Strung with ribbons
of green and gold
Dancing in the cold
Fortified with spiced wine
Feeling gay
Going on his merry way
The heat of the hearth
A champion for mankind
Floating on air
Looking for joy
He'll show you where
Christmas Eve Donuts
It's Christmas Eve I'm alone
Doing donuts in a parking lot
How did I get here
Ohhhh how did I get here
Flooring the gas, release the brake and clutch
Darlene Love on the radio
Her voice kills me
Every time
Drifting into eternity
Tire marks burned in the snow
I'm feeling like a teen at a punk rock show
Wife thinks I'm last minute shopping
If only she could see me now
Power turning into infinity circles
Hugging the curves like Santa's reindeer
I slip on my shades
I'm a wild untamed thing
I stick my gloved hand out the window
Surfing the wave the of the December Air
Drifting into eternity
Tire marks burned in the snow
I'm feeling like a teen at a punk rock show
Drifting into eternity
Tire marks burned in the snow
I'm feeling like a teen at a punk rock show
Drifting into eternity
Tire marks burned in the snow
I'm feeling like a teen at a punk rock show
Drifting into eternity
Tire marks burned in the snow
Lost in the hum of an amplifier let's go
Mommy and Daddy Claus
Mommy’s wrapping all the presents
Daddy’s out buying more presents
But when the kids open them
They won’t be getting any credit
Why do we lie to our children?
What do these old falsehoods bring them?
Trauma and rejection when they realize there’s no santa there’s just
MOM
MEE
CLAUS
(and there’s)
DAD
DEE
CLAUS
(Guitars)
MOM
MEE
CLAUS
(and there’s)
DAD
DEE
CLAUS
New Year's Eve
The music's loud, in your room
Turn it down
There's a neighbor
Who can't take it anymore
I'll take your hand
In another one night stand
There's a lot for us to figure out
So, this is how it ends
Oh, lock the door behind you then
Let me down easy
The music's loud, in your room
Turn it down
But the more we talk
The less we understand
Jesus Delivers All of the Blessings
It's December 2025
Storm clouds gathering from way on high
There's more bad news coming wanna run and hide
Seeking safety from the danger that the manger provides
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on
Jesus delivers all the blessings
Jesus delivers all the blessings
Jesus delivers all the blessings
Jesus delivers all the blessings
All the mothers and fathers get peace of mind
On Christmas
All the immigrants are children of God everyday
Especially on Christmas yeah
Sanctuary cities welcome all who comes to their doors
Blessed Mary and Joseph, expecting a child
Jesus delivers all the blessings
Jesus delivers all the blessings
Jesus delivers all the blessings
Jesus delivers all the blessings
For unto you is born this day
In the City of David a Savior
Which is Christ the Lord. And this
Shall be a sign unto you
Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes,
Lying in a manger
And suddenly there was with the angel
A multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying,
'Glory to God in the highest, and on Earth peace, good will
Toward men